Funny Graphic T-Shirt — "God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements"
S / Red
$32.99
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Short-sleeve cotton tee with bold, humorous text that reads like a private joke shouted from the front of a church pew. Lightweight and soft against the skin, it wears like an everyday favorite — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to make people laugh without saying a word. The bright color and chunky white lettering give it a playful, slightly irreverent vibe that works at casual hangouts, low-key family gatherings, or comedy nights. Comfortable enough for all-day wear and durable enough to hold up wash after wash, this shirt becomes part of the wearer’s regular rotation and conversation starter in equal measure.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG body prints; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Funny Graphic T-Shirt — "God Knew I Would Be Too Powerful If I Had Regular Bowel Movements"
$32.99
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTF sleeve and inner neck prints with DTG body prints; EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
