T-Shirt - Funny 'This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me' T-Shirt — Sperm Photo Novelty Tee
S / White
$29.00
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Lightweight, soft, and quietly witty — this cotton tee wears a tiny laugh on its chest. The minimalist, hand-drawn graphic of a single sperm inside an old-time photo frame, paired with the caption “This is a very old picture of me,” keeps the mood playful and warm. The shirt drapes easily over everyday plans: slipping on for coffee runs, low-key hangouts, or lazy weekend walks. It speaks to people who appreciate dry humor, subtle irony, and comfortable basics that don’t try too hard. The breathable ring-spun cotton feels gentle against the skin year-round, while the classic crew neckline keeps the silhouette clean and familiar. Wear it to spark a grin, start a conversation, or just lean into a bit of self-aware charm at birthdays, casual meetups, or relaxed parties.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and inner-label print options
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
T-Shirt - Funny 'This Is A Very Old Picture Of Me' T-Shirt — Sperm Photo Novelty Tee
$29.00
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for breathable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing finish
- Ribbed crew neckline with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed graphics with durable sleeve and inner-label print options
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
